Go for the juggler
A juggler on her way to a performance got pulled over for driving too fast. The cop was startled when he saw some of the juggler’s props lying on the front seat of her car.
“What are those machetes doing in your car?” asked the cop.
“I juggle them as part of my act, officer,” the juggler replied.
The cop was skeptical. “Oh, yeah?” he said. “Let’s see you do it.”
The juggler obligingly got out of her car and started juggling the machetes by the side of the road. A guy who happened to be driving by slowed down to watch the spectacle.
When the man got home, he said to his wife, “Am I ever glad I gave up drinking! You wouldn’t believe the test they’re giving now!”