MONTANA STATE TROOPER

In most of the Unites States there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below.

About 3 AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside of Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running. Pulling behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver’s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the state trooper standing next to to his car, the man panicked. He jerked the gearshift into drive and hit the gas.

The car’s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.

The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yells, “PULL OVER!”

The man nodded, turned his wheel and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.

Who says troopers don’t have a sense of humor?

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These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

2. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

3. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” (My Favorite)

4. “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

5. “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you.” (LOVE IT)

6. “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

7. “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

8. “Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

9. “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

10. “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”

11. “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

12. “In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC.” ( National Crime Information Center )

13. “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”

14. “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

15. “I’m glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.”

AND THE WINNER IS…. 16. “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t. Sign here.”

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(Derek Knauss) I have a PhD in virology and immunology. I’m a clinical lab scientist and have tested 1500 “supposed” positive Covid 19 samples collected here in S. California.

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When my lab team and I did the testing through Koch’s postulates and observation under a SEM (scanning electron microscope), we found NO Covid in any of the 1500 samples.

Source – Prepare For Change

by Derek Knauss, January 9th, 2o21

What we found was that all of the 1500 samples were mostly Influenza A and some were influenza B, but not a single case of Covid, and we did not use the B.S. PCR test. We then sent the remainder of the samples to Stanford, Cornell, and a few of the University of California labs and they found the same results as we did, NO COVID. They found influenza A and B. All of us then spoke to the CDC and asked for viable samples of COVID, which CDC said they could not provide as they did not have any samples. We have now come to the firm conclusion through all our research and lab work, that the COVID 19 was imaginary and fictitious.

The flu was called Covid and most of the 225,000 dead were dead through co-morbidities such as heart disease, cancer, diabetes, emphysema etc. and they then got the flu which further weakened their immune system and they died. I have yet to find a single viable sample of Covid 19 to work with. We at the 7 universities that did the lab tests on these 1500 samples are now suing the CDC for Covid 19 fraud. the CDC has yet to send us a single viable, isolated and purifed sample of Covid 19. If they can’t or won’t send us a viable sample, I say there is no Covid 19, it is fictitious. The four research papers that do describe the genomic extracts of the Covid 19 virus never were successful in isolating and purifying the samples. All the four papers written on Covid 19 only describe small bits of RNA which were only 37 to 40 base pairs long which is NOT A VIRUS. A viral genome is typically 30,000 to 40,000 base pairs.

With as bad as Covid is supposed to be all over the place, how come no one in any lab world wide has ever isolated and purified this virus in its entirety? That’s because they’ve never really found the virus, all they’ve ever found was small pieces of RNA which were never identified as the virus anyway.

So what we’re dealing with is just another flu strain like every year, COVID 19 does not exist and is fictitious. I believe China and the globalists orchestrated this COVID hoax (the flu disguised as a novel virus) to bring in global tyranny and a worldwide police totalitarian surveillance state, and this plot included massive election fraud to overthrow Trump.

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YOUR CHUCKLE FOR THE DAY

WOW,  Mother Nature sure knows how to handle things!   These photos really are appropriate for the weather this week.  Fixing some soup and baking some bread sounds like a great plan for today…..Have fun and enjoy yourself.   

#2The Ice Neatly Folded Itself#3Fresh Snow Over Christmas Lights#4Art Only Nature Can Create. My Fence This Morning After A Snowy Night On Terschelling, The Netherlands#5This Pattern In The Snow On A Patio Table#6When Constant Winds And Ice Meet A Fence#7How My Cat Feels About Snow#8The Snow Was Very Geometric When I Went Skiing#9When They Ask If There’s Much Wind Where We Live#10Yep That’s Snow#11The Way The Snow Is Resting On This Handmade Stone ArchApple Orchard After A SnowfallSnow Striped ForestThis Stop Sign After A Week Of No SunThe Snow Has Settled Only On The Outline Of The Bricks On My Friends DrivewayThis Crazy Ice Wave Formation From Snow Slowly Melting Off The Tin Roof Of My PatioThe Snow Melted And Slid Down The Wire In A Spiral FormSnowballsUnmelted Snow In The ShadowsStacked Slabs Of Snow

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Don’t let your worries get the best of you; 
Remember,

Moses started out as a basket case. 

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Some people are kind, polite, and thoughtful
until you try to sit in their pews. 

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Many folks want to serve God, 
but only as advisers. 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons 
than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn’t create anything
without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close. 

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When you get to your wit’s end,
you’ll find God lives there. 
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People are funny; they want the
front of the bus, 
middle of the road, 
and back of the church. 

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Opportunity may knock once, but
temptation bangs on the front door forever. 

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Quit griping about your church; 
if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong. 

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If a church wants a better pastor, 
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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We’re called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

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God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is dead. 
So why should you? 

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Some minds are like concrete, 
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. 

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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don’t know why some people change churches;
what difference does it make which one you stay home from? 

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch ’em – He’ll clean ’em.

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.

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Don’ t wait for six strong men
to take you to church. 
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Forbidden fruits create many jams. 

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God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. 

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’ 

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 
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He who angers you, controls you! 
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If God is your co-pilot, swap seats! 

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Prayer:
Don’t give God instructions, just report for duty! 

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The task ahead of us is never as 
great as the Power behind us. 

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The will of God never takes you to where the
grace of God will not protect you. 

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We don’t change the message;
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person is
by what it takes to discourage him/her. 
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:  
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. 
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If this blessed you in a profound way today, 
share it with a few friends to bless them! 
I bet someone else will LOVE it, too.
There is no greater treasure than a good friend!

Have a Happy Day!

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